The fact that I write and all my girlfriends and boyfriends were reading my shit afterward was never an interesting one. Especially when I do talks about them. And I cursed, a lot off course.
If you was to clarify something that you think you'll never be sure of, don't! Or else you will sound like some dude got confused by his own sexual orientation.
"So dude, are you gay?"
"Nope. But I love man."
And yeah, you have to be gay to be fabulous.
The fact that I hate breaking people's heart doesn't mean I can't fucking break one. You wasn't my first and you of all people should know well.
I am writing as a no brainer but please, fucking note this will ya?