Guess you are God when...

You ask someone not to do this but to do that.

And by asking someone not to do that but to do this, I'll expect you yourself is one hell of perfection masterpiece motherfucker. Or maybe close to. Come and tell me those instant noodle I'm checking out is doubtful of its illegality but hey, unless you go and buy me a goddamn Spicy McChicken for my lunch, I'll then surely give your bullshit a consideration.

And a large cup of Coke, please.

Yeah. I am God, myself. Just get the fuck out of here if you don't fucking believe me.