It was Saturday. Me along with two of my best buddies were having an unimportant discussion at the nearby mamak stall. We were about to discuss on the global warming issues when this guy come approach us.
"Hello bos, boleh beri saya dua minit tak?" he said then take the empty sit next to me.
"Emm.. Takpe lah bro, kitorang tak minat la all this thing." Rayme try to escape.
"Just two minute bos. Boleh ar?"
"Errm." I think of another excuses.
"Two minute saja."
"Ok la. Two minutes." Rayme unwillingly let him.
Without giving a damn care about the uneasy look on our face, this guy start babbling about his product. Showing us all the files, catalogs and articles taken from the news praising and telling how good their products are. The two minutes passes but this guy still didn't stop, still persuade us to have a hand on the product he offered.
After a long five minutes, he stopped.
"So macam mana bos? Interest tak?"
"Takpe lah bro. Thanks."
"Haiya. Penat saya cakap-cakap. Luorang tak mau pulak. Lain kali cakap awal-awal la kalau tak mau la." he then started to mumbling.
Duh, this guy is so annoying. He was the one asking for our time and now he was blaming us for wasting his time. And just to make thing even worse he uttered some harsh words. To us yes. I then lost my inhibitions. I take the fork in front of me, gave the man a glance look and then..
"The fuck is going on with you man?" I asked him. The bloods dripped from the end of the fork stuck at his chest. His white polka dot shirt started to turn red. All the guys around was like screaming shock with my action. Some of them backed away. Unfortunately for me there was a group of policeman in the stall and they hurried to my table. One of them pointed his gun to me and BAMM!!. He shot me right in my fucking head.
Ok. The last part was a total lie. Lol. This is what happen actually.
I take the fork in front of me, gave the guy a quick glance and then started to eat my Maggie goreng mamak. My two buddies just shook their head. Not wanting to waste any more time with this really stupid guy. The guy packed his things and move to the next table.
Thanks man. You just ruined my weekend mood.