I just want to inform you guys that I've been selected as one of the finalist in the esoksemalam contest. You can read my super-not-cool story here. And then vote here. You can also read other contestants stories and vote for them too (hate me that much huh?). Terms & conditions apply.
Enough with contest. Back to the main topic.
I tell you a story (promote) but you hate (provoke) it.
Got it? It's damn simple.