9.2.10

No I don't fuck him, sire.


Did you hear the news that I'm going to be Cuban's next president?

It was all over the news, blogs and newspapers in Cuba. I still have no idea on who and who or who spread the rumours since it's just a few minutes ago when this come to my known. But trust me this is so impossible. There's no way I'm gonna be a president there. Cuba is a communist country while I'm a fuckin socialist.

So what's the point of talking bout me when you never met me? Let alone playing this tepuk amai-amai with me.

What do you feel when somebody in the other side of your world, met not even once, talking bad about you, telling the entire region that you were some kind of dumb ass dude messing with her life, a loser, backstabber and etcetera. Happy? You gotta be kiddin me. You gonna start uttering the 'f' and 'b' words till the bad air is all clear.

Wait. What's 'b' word stand for? Bucks?

In life, there's a time when you don't have to put yourself in every single thing you heard and watched. Not that you don't care but you don't have to care too much. More when it comes to thing that piecely related to your life.

That's why I hate watching Malaysian news. That's why I hate sitting with some shitte who do care much about his unsolved country problems than his solvable math homeworks.

After all, being a Cuban president is not Joshly me. And Fergie became the first woman?

Where is the love then? Wattafuck.


Oh. I'm working on this 'love' article that may due on this V-day. It's still in a 'maybe' condition. Teaser.


39 comments:

gadissebelahpintu said...

hey..ure back!!

Razman said...

i hear the news that...oh, i dnt even remember a single word from that fuckin penipu-berita.

joegrimjow said...

cuba?
mafia wars already in bangkok now

macha_sezs said...

lol at joe's comment.

update sikit imso.haha~

izzad b* said...

xsuke kes liwat

izzad b* said...

xsuke kes liwat

~hAti bErgEL0jaK!~ said...

yeah correct.why bother about things hardly related to us?
oh no,is it selfish?haha.i think it really depends on the news.
sometimes.the news are not bulls***.sometimes yeah.

a.t.O.k.c.o.0.L said...

razman komen omputeh.
pheewiit..

Enchek Brader said...

ak suka kes liwat..
haha..
mcm shilake..

~ narissa ~ said...

~ aku baru nk tanya "b" stand for wat eks..??

shakinah said...

B stand for BABI.

kan?

Lady Dyla said...

mcm2 kes sikarang ni..

¶A.K.I¶ said...

ermm... ur a cuba president seriously???????? dem..

h.a.n said...

i'm waiting for L O V E article

zella said...

if u don't care...let's not talk about it...

fair rite??

AJ Nismihan said...

why we spend so much time on newspaper and tv news in which we cant confirmed the accuracy, but we let alone the old Quran on top of our cupboard; as al-Quran is completely true. it simply us.

for me. politic is shit. no matter how clean you play with shit, you will be shitting around too. but, we need this to survive as independent gov. shit!

being a joke is not really a laughable joke dude!

larasephia said...

b for badass

the way u speak through words may show how joshly u are.

I'm holding my breath waiting for your "lourve" .

tempting. very.

kAkUnA_tHe KeLip KeLiP said...

let love play the role...

ezzati said...

belalang kupu2...-no motive-

dila said...

miss you...

HafizChan said...

Siapkan kereja sekolah dulu baru boleh fikir sama ada 'can i fak u' heh...

MissA said...

citer sape nk jadi presiden?..aku lgla tak tgk berite hehe..
great to have u back writing here...

eh, no, no great to have me back hehee

Cik Bumble bee said...

it suck when somebody misinterprate what we are try to explaint.

erkkkk!!!!

ignore it!

♠☠♠ayudeadwish♠☠♠ said...

If there was a single day I could live... a single breath I could take
I'd trade all the others away~

thanks bg semangat kat aku n still support blog aku~
maceh sgt2~

Fza.ithu.Zazha said...

huhuhuhu..
watta..

patungcendana said...

where is the love...:-)

Judiene said...

owh man, miss your writing
hahaha
glad you came back

it's so gonna be transformers meet black eyed peas kinda country
ahahahahaha

norfaridahanum said...

and so we called this a "free" country...

LORD ZARA 札拉 said...

Fuck the whole day.

I do have a fucking-day~

Crap!

Glad that you're back.

Hugs.


I'm not that cool.

Indeed

Husna Hadzarami said...

hey2.
waiting for yours! :)

do not waste your time with something ridiculous, well, like Malaysian news. duhh..

MuHaMMaD86 said...

i said a prayer for u today

faiq said...

where is the love..the love... si fergi black eyed peas ckp

cj'alhafiz said...

hi...cj's here!! nice post......

my update: http://cjalhafiz-lifejournal.blogspot.com/2010/02/just-shut-up.html

f.a.r.a.h said...

to be honest, aku jarang gile tgk berita kat tv bro. bukan nak jadi katak bawah tempurung, tapi malaysian news? urghh! boringgg~

hellioz said...

i used to think just like u.
exactly the same thing...

but absofuckinglutely thats life...
gyahahhaha~

Aiman Toreq said...

power struggle between you and the castro family...
that's something to be eager about...
i'm sure you'll get usa's backing and support...
haha...
cheers mate...

hans said...

hahaha
lawak jer komen izzad

piNky LuCiA said...

macam2 kes sekarang.. huhu

Dak Wan® said...

Fanaticism is escapism... one way to show that they know it all. Mostly, they also posses a Holier than thou attitude.