There are time when you wish you were the guy who's sitting right in front of you. In that navy blue skinny jeans, in those washed out denim shirt and in this packed public transport. Whom long messy hair is waving at everytime he turned to check on the view outside.
Nah, you just wish you had his hot girlfriend sitting on your fucking lap too, no?
Nicely uttered by i'msosupernotcool