It was Saturday. Me along with two of my best buddies were having an unimportant discussion at the nearby mamak stall. We were about to discuss on the global warming issues when this guy come approach us.
"Hello bos, boleh beri saya dua minit tak?" he said then take the empty sit next to me.
"Emm.. Takpe lah bro, kitorang tak minat la all this thing." Rayme try to escape.
"Just two minute bos. Boleh ar?"
"Errm." I think of another excuses.
"Two minute saja."
"Ok la. Two minutes." Rayme unwillingly let him.
Without giving a damn care about the uneasy look on our face, this guy start babbling about his product. Showing us all the files, catalogs and articles taken from the news praising and telling how good their products are. The two minutes passes but this guy still didn't stop, still persuade us to have a hand on the product he offered.
After a long five minutes, he stopped.
"So macam mana bos? Interest tak?"
"Takpe lah bro. Thanks."
"Haiya. Penat saya cakap-cakap. Luorang tak mau pulak. Lain kali cakap awal-awal la kalau tak mau la." he then started to mumbling.
Duh, this guy is so annoying. He was the one asking for our time and now he was blaming us for wasting his time. And just to make thing even worse he uttered some harsh words. To us yes. I then lost my inhibitions. I take the fork in front of me, gave the man a glance look and then..
DUSHH!!
"The fuck is going on with you man?" I asked him. The bloods dripped from the end of the fork stuck at his chest. His white polka dot shirt started to turn red. All the guys around was like screaming shock with my action. Some of them backed away. Unfortunately for me there was a group of policeman in the stall and they hurried to my table. One of them pointed his gun to me and BAMM!!. He shot me right in my fucking head.
Ok. The last part was a total lie. Lol. This is what happen actually.
I take the fork in front of me, gave the guy a quick glance and then started to eat my Maggie goreng mamak. My two buddies just shook their head. Not wanting to waste any more time with this really stupid guy. The guy packed his things and move to the next table.
Thanks man. You just ruined my weekend mood.
46 comments:
hahaha.
i really thought the last part was real.
ahaha.
be patient dude.
some people can't seem to respect others' privacy.
just let him be..
chill...=)
how i wish it was true.
u shud just shove that fork up his ass, man.
that'll teach him.
i like this story.
but only till the 'bamm' part.
X)
hahaha...
last part tu macam betul2 real jer
hahaha
adess....
biasalah tu...
kita taknak dipasksa2...lepas tak nak beli dia marah2 plak...
banyak kali dah jumpa orang cam tu
i hate this kidaf things.!
if i were u..i wud say..
u get ur mum to buy this for u!
Fuck him man.... just stab the fork in his hand ok what? And simply said " Oppss! Ingatkan maggi i tadi dah kembang!"
Today before you say an unkind word, Think of someone who can't speak....he asking for your time but he never know the time has come..tk cre bro.
haha
moment ko mention blood
knoe already it is a total lie..
kahkahkah..
p/s: kenape ko xsumbat jek meggie kat molot die..sgt annoying btol..heha
hahahaha! gua terkene beb.
benci gak klau org cmtu gnggu mood kita tgh mkn..
potong nafsu mkn i je!
u shud have done the crap-thingy u wrote earlier.bile lagi nak masuk penjara?haha.
life is all about experience.
haah la wey~
fifie tu dak pahang~
dia sekarang keje kat kl
1 ofis ngan aku~
law nak tau lae lanjut t ko ym la ngan aku
ayu_deadwish
mmg dah mcm tu keje.. laen kali klu malas nk brcakap... duk dlm rumah... makan habuk...
Tp rsnya ah pek ini tk faham bahasa.. sbb tu dia truskan jg..
err...
u killed my nerves just now~
kalau tikam orang, of course, it'll be highlighted in the newspaper, at least~ LOL!
BTW, memang annoying kadang2 dengan salesperson ni~ when we gave them chance, at the end, when we buy nothing, they have that kind of tendencies to curse us~
Sigh~
wahhhh..
i really want the last part to happen..
except for the policeman shoot u..
heee~
bongok tol salesman 2..
hahaa~
omg, U sound so real. haha
this is a goodie. chill up man, at least u're not somewhere in jail, a.t.m
;)
oh,hello! I'm a newbie in here. will definitely come back.
ko tipu aa.cakap tak cool.tu gila cool.haha.
dorg mmg pengganggu ketenteraman awam weh.selalu kacau aku duk layan fasfud.
really nice ending even....which is good coz not straight to a real situation..did u hit the policeman?haha
it was happen 2 many of us...not only u,be patient ok
btw
nice blog even look simple
since ur blog in english...i try to give a comment in english too...it's hard actually...haha
Hahaha fuck him. End of story
haha
nak cari rezeki wat ler cara baik2
damn.
i wish it cud be real! hahaha.
those guys mmg annoying kot.
;)
cute. i wish it was real.
biasalah bagi orang2 sebegitu. tak beli, mula lah ngomel bagai, heh.
ps : happy tuesday, cheers :')
if i were you, after 2 minutes time, i'll say,
"cut, you time is up!"
hahaha
hah.
hah.
hahahhahaaha.
I think, this is the 1st time u really make some joke in this blog.
ye ke?
haha good one!
aiyarkkkkkkkkkkk..
so so so annoying..
hate those people like that!!!
beng beng!!!!
will kill him in my mind~~
hahahahhahaha
len kali pas kat aku. tanpa ragu2 aku tolong luku mamat tu
wut a nice imagination la dude..keep it up..u may publish books later..thumbs up..hoho
Fza.ithu.Zazha:
but it wasnt..
so let it be..
huhu..
bell nabila:
i am..
:)
Arief Arf:
i'm too straight to do that..
haha..
hans:
tu la pasal..
aku x tunjuk minat pon..
dia yg nak citer..
dammit..
seroja jingga:
i wish i could say dat..
tp x smp ati la..
huhu..
Dak Wan:
nice idea dude..
try it lter..
duh..
Hisham:
mybe he alredi know dat his time has come..
dat y he asked me some..
haha..
aZizoL:
haha..
gile ko..
pastu aku nak order len..
anwaruddin:
haha..
gua x tanggungjawab..
xtau..
enuLwanie:
bkn nafsu mkn je..
nfsu ujung mggu pon..
haha..
a.t.O.k.c.o.0.L:
xmau aku msok pnjara..
n yup dat a terible one..
♠♥♠ayudeadwish♠♥♠:
fifi x clasmate aku..
ak x pkai account nih ym..
got anther one..
Lady Dyla:
dia bukan apek..
mamak..
erkk..
haha..
LORD ZARA 札拉:
if i kill him theres no way u gonna read dis..
huhu..
Rowena Chasez:
emm..
i wan it all to hppen..
inclding the shootin part..
lol..
larasephia:
thx god it wasnt..
haha..
pencubit:
xla..
aku mmg x cool..
fasfud ke mamak ke..
ad je mmat nih..
tensen..
MuHaMMaD86:
haha..
dude just do it in malay..
i'm a total malay guy..
but not the last one la..
Afyy:
yeahh..
fuck him..
Ah Fatt:
sokong dan sayang ah fatt..
haha..
f.a.r.a.h:
mmg annoying pon..
xley bla..
░♥si lampu neon♥░:
cute??
erkk..
Daffodil D:
happy tuesday too..
cheersssss..
Judiene:
like he will stop..
huhu..
YobSumo:
haha..
its a joke that kill..
damn..
h.a.n:
dats wat i do..
kill him in my mind..
let him beg for his life..
yeahh..
shax:
pasni klo ade ag..
aku tangkap..
bungkus..
pos kat ko..
chokio_nia:
i think of bigger picture..
how bout movie?
erkk..
haha..
hahhaahaha,,
u r so mean!!!
hahahahaa..
aku ingt last part tul.. adehlaa..
hye..im new here..;p
bodoh apa dia tu, dah orang cakap tanak insist jugak nak, then org tanak beli bising lak..
mmg celaka
h.a.n:
no way..
i'm being human..
haha..
piNky LuCiA:
haha..
i wont be here then..
encik remy:
welcome..
siggplus:
memang!!
hahahaha.. yela 2
piNky LuCiA:
ye la..
haha..da tau dah yg last part tu mesti bohong..
haah
dah dia yg sungguh2 nk ckp
org dh ckp pn xnk
tah pape je
haha..good move,..
mmg ruin mood org nak makan jer..
haha. wild imagination :P
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